When was the last time you brought yourself a sharp pair of knickers?

If you’re really honest it was probably the last time you had your first time with your current beloved.

We’re guessing this is the startling insight that’s led to this ‘shorts-relieving’ bit of fun from Bjorn Borg that’s the site of the day on FWA.

If you land there they will helpfully put together a text message to send to your soon to be ex. But being the responsible, caring company that they are, a dating site is provided for both you and your ex to find your new partner. In the process you can spy yourself a new silky number for when you get back in the game or simply spice up the one you’re currently playing.